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Post by PiggyPerson on Apr 7, 2008 2:32:13 GMT
okay, im bored and so i just thought id make a joke/riddle thread where we can all post the riddles or jokes we know
if you could do anything could you build a door you couldnt open?
if someone comes up to you and they say "i'm lying" are they telling the truth or are they lying?
a man drowned in his pool, but the pool had no water in it, how did he drown?
k no offence to blondes... there was a chinese guy, an irish guy and a blonde guy. they were all construction workers. one day they opened their lunch boxes, the chinese guy says "if i get another bowl of rice im gonna jump off the building" the irish guy said "if i get another irish pie im gonna jump off the building" the blonde guy said "if i get another salami sandwich im gonna jump off the building."
the next day, the chinese guy got rice so he jumped off the building. the irish guy got an irish pie so he jumped off the building. the blonde guy got a salami sandwich so he jumped off the building.
at the funeral the chinese guy's wife said "if i knew he didnt like rice i wouldnt have packed it for him" the irish guys wife said "if i knew he didnt like irish pie i wouldnt have made it for him" the blonde guys wife said "he packs his own lunch"
what does a hillbilly call a deer with no eyes? no ideer (you kinda have to say it with a hillbilly accent to get it)
so what are your jokes? i have more i just cant remember them at this minute
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Post by Katie on Apr 7, 2008 8:47:03 GMT
HAHAHAHAHA! *rolls on the floor* Good ones!
Ok whats pink and fluffy?
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Post by Melza on Apr 7, 2008 9:00:51 GMT
very good piggyxperson
the only one i had heard of of late was this...
a guy goes into a petshop and the clerk says "this parrot will repeat everything it hears!" the guy is impressed so he buys it... he returns the next day and complains... the parrot has not repeated anything... the clerk was telling the truth, why did the parrot not reply?
* i didnt tell it right, so its really easy! XD*
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Post by Jujumonki on Apr 7, 2008 19:40:53 GMT
lol I can't answer any of your riddles, they're hard! I had a ton of riddles awhile ago from when we were reading them out from a CSI Board Game during Earth Hour at a friend's house But I somehow forgot all of them.. If I remember some I'll let you know! But I DO have a joke.. Or two.. Huh.. I probably forgot the rest.. 1. How do you fit an Elephant into a refrigerator? Take the F out of Way. (This one takes everyone ages to get and I usually have to tell them the punch line ) Blah, If I can remember the bunch of riddles I had, I'll get back to you on that! (And if you want me to tell you the punchline to the joke Message me so everyone else can figure it out for themselves if they wish!)
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Post by Katie on Apr 7, 2008 21:53:15 GMT
i've got 2 coins in my hands that add up to 30cents and one isn't a nickle. what are they?
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Post by PiggyPerson on Apr 7, 2008 22:15:31 GMT
lol katie is that even possible? my brain hurts....
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Post by Melza on Apr 8, 2008 6:22:57 GMT
LOL! so lost here!
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Post by Katie on Apr 8, 2008 10:16:35 GMT
Think my friends think!! hehehe!
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Post by Teebers on Apr 8, 2008 12:13:08 GMT
Two men destroyed your bike with a sledgehammer and a crowbar. One of them wasn't me! hah
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Post by PiggyPerson on Apr 8, 2008 12:13:37 GMT
katie you're a teacher, you have an advantage! im still learning ....what if i call it a 5¢ coin instead of a nickel, then does it count?
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Post by Clover on Apr 8, 2008 17:06:43 GMT
I only use British coins so that's my excuse A Joke A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? " "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I"m going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No. Because he's really heavy" A riddle I have two arms, but fingers none. I have two feet, but cannot run. I carry well, but I have found I carry best with my feet OFF the ground.
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Post by Katie on Apr 8, 2008 17:42:53 GMT
katie you're a teacher, you have an advantage! im still learning ....what if i call it a 5¢ coin instead of a nickel, then does it count? nope!!! I only teach 3 year olds!!!
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Post by Katie on Apr 8, 2008 17:44:06 GMT
Two men destroyed your bike with a sledgehammer and a crowbar. One of them wasn't me! hah I take it you are a fan too teebers?? nice!
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Post by kikie on Apr 8, 2008 17:51:48 GMT
Two men destroyed your bike with a sledgehammer and a crowbar. One of them wasn't me! hah Well of course one of them wasn't you... you can't be two people at the same time!! I do hope that you will all post your answers to the riddles later... so i can get the ones I couldn't find an answer to!
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Post by PiggyPerson on Apr 8, 2008 20:13:43 GMT
HAHAHAHAHA! *rolls on the floor* Good ones! Ok whats pink and fluffy? um insulation? cotton candy? and its funny, i dont know the answers to all of my riddles i know the answer to this one: what kind of room has no ceiling, no doors, no windows, no walls, and no floor? its pretty easy
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Post by Katie on Apr 9, 2008 10:10:34 GMT
HAHAHAHAHA! *rolls on the floor* Good ones! Ok whats pink and fluffy? um insulation? cotton candy? and its funny, i dont know the answers to all of my riddles i know the answer to this one: what kind of room has no ceiling, no doors, no windows, no walls, and no floor? its pretty easy whats pink and fluffy? = PINK FLUFF!!!! hahahahaha! Yeah i know it was lame but hey!
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Post by Jujumonki on Apr 11, 2008 1:19:22 GMT
Okay okay, I've got Katie's "i've got 2 coins in my hands that add up to 30cents and one isn't a nickle. what are they?" You've got a Nickle and Quarter We did that one in Business Tech when we had a supply teacher Because ONE of them isn't a nickle! The other one can be. And then you've got 5 cents, so you need a quarter Though I can't figure out Clover's riddle =\ Huh.. Okay I've gotten a few now: 1. When pointing downwards I darken a room, when pointing upwards I lighten it, what am I? 2. You throw away the outside, cook the inside then eat the outside and throw away the inside, what am I? 3. If 5 men can dig one hole in 5 hours, how many men and how long does it take to dig half a hole? 4. What do you cut on a table but do not eat? Uh.. That's really all I can remember at this point! They're pretty simple.. Good luck though
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Post by PiggyPerson on Apr 11, 2008 14:03:49 GMT
pretty simple pfffft
i didnt go to school today cuz its a PA day, but those riddles are just like my math class... *thinks*
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Post by Clover on Apr 11, 2008 17:43:50 GMT
A riddle I have two arms, but fingers none. I have two feet, but cannot run. I carry well, but I have found I carry best with my feet OFF the ground. AnswerWheelbarrow Sorry Jujumonki , I really need to get my thinking cap on for those lol
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Post by Jujumonki on Apr 11, 2008 20:07:24 GMT
lol oooh! I get it now! A wheelbarrow makes quite a lot of sense. Good job!
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