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Post by 3piggles on May 9, 2008 22:21:15 GMT
I know what he means, lol. That's great!!!
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Post by PiggyPerson on May 10, 2008 15:10:54 GMT
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep. The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can go to the bathroom. He knows he can't climb over him, and so the little guy is sitting there, looking at the big guy, trying to decide what to do. Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable wave of nausea passes through the little guy. He can't hold it in any longer and throws up all over the big guy's chest. About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks down, and sees the vomit all over him. "So," says the little guy, "are you feeling better now?"
and here's a riddle: a man who lives in a cabin with four identical walls, each of which faces south, sees a bear walk past his window. what colour is the bear?
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Post by 3piggles on May 11, 2008 14:45:53 GMT
Hehehe, go little guy!!
If I get the riddle right, the bear is white.
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Post by Bean on Jul 20, 2010 17:02:56 GMT
One for Donna....
Q. How do you annoy Lady Gaga? A. Poke her face.
HahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
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Post by Janet on Jul 20, 2010 23:02:01 GMT
And a classic from one of my students:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to your house............................
Knock, Knock........ Who's There? The Chicken, duh!
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Post by 3piggles on Jul 21, 2010 1:11:31 GMT
Hehehe, I didn't see that coming!!!
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Post by anaira on Jul 21, 2010 1:12:24 GMT
Hehe, I love these kind of threads!
Boy asks his Gran nervously, 'have you seen my pills ... they were labeled LSD ?' Gran replies 'dang your pills ! Have you seen the dragon in the kitchen ?!'
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ... a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!
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Post by Bean on Jul 21, 2010 12:01:14 GMT
Haha very good!
Janet I'm going to tell that one to my 5 year old son later, I know he will love it! It beats this one (which I also like)...
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Screech. Thump. We'll never know!
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Post by anaira on Jul 30, 2010 4:23:44 GMT
Haha, love it! Carrying on with the chicken theme;
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
I really like this one, for some reason.
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday
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Post by 3piggles on Aug 6, 2010 14:47:34 GMT
Hahahahaha, Bob's not missing. He's hiding, lol. Can't say I blame him. That was great!!!!
I love the chicken/screach/thump. It amazes me how long the chicken/road joke has existed, and that there are still new versions!!!
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Post by Teebers on Aug 13, 2010 10:46:33 GMT
GUYS I NEED A JOKE!! STAT!
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Post by donna on Aug 13, 2010 13:48:22 GMT
No need to shout dude!
I know a joke.................Teebers! Hahahaha!!!
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Post by Bean on Aug 17, 2010 7:53:19 GMT
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAAAAHAHAHAH!! Good one Donna!
And another...
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? Rock-it!
HahahahahahaaaaaHAHAAAAHA!!!
(Can you tell I have young children?!)
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Post by anaira on Aug 22, 2010 7:05:29 GMT
I thought I'd pop a classic in here.
How did Wally break his leg?
He was tap-dancing, and fell in the sick!
altogether, now: *groan!*
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Post by 3piggles on Aug 25, 2010 11:41:39 GMT
Hehehe, that is a classic!!!
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Post by Teebers on Sept 9, 2010 4:02:52 GMT
classic! I might use that one actually!!
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Post by Bean on Sept 9, 2010 8:51:06 GMT
And you won't even have to say the punchline, you can just point to yourself!
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Post by Teebers on Sept 9, 2010 9:16:10 GMT
I could be the life of the party!
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Post by Bean on Sept 9, 2010 13:46:55 GMT
And then you'd wake up.
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Post by 3piggles on Sept 9, 2010 16:05:37 GMT
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
It's too far to walk.
It's okay to groan, lol, and that came from an adult!!!
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