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Post by anaira on Sept 15, 2010 22:03:39 GMT
Haha, thanks, 3piggles. That's my kind of joke!
Ok, I know most people are sick of these jokes, but I just came across this; gave me a bit of a giggle.
CONFUCIUS SAY. . .
"A Lion will not betray his wife....
But A Tiger
Wood."
heh.
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Post by Teebers on Sept 16, 2010 7:35:33 GMT
These jokes are all terrible.
And man, for some reason I decided to use this joke during a facebook conversation with a girl - and guess what, it's been three days and NO REPLY! GOD, THANKS TREEN! (AND ALEX BY ASSOCIATION)
edit: it's actually been a week. Man!
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Post by donna on Sept 16, 2010 9:09:50 GMT
The chicken crossing the road jokes aren't exactly chat up lines dude!
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Post by Teebers on Sept 16, 2010 9:27:19 GMT
She's an old friend dude! I thought it would fly!
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Post by donna on Sept 16, 2010 9:36:04 GMT
Old friend or old flame dude?
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Post by Teebers on Sept 16, 2010 10:04:50 GMT
Oh it doesn't matter.. my pillow girlfriend wouldn't have approved anyway.
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Post by donna on Sept 17, 2010 7:27:41 GMT
Your pillow girlfriend huh? Is she a buddy of some kind? Do you have lots of girlfriend categories dude?
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Post by Teebers on Sept 18, 2010 9:01:58 GMT
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Post by Bean on Sept 21, 2010 11:28:48 GMT
Haha! There are some things I just can't imagine how/ why someone invented them... Hope she's got her pants on!
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Post by Teebers on Sept 21, 2010 12:10:25 GMT
Who? The girl in the photo?
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Post by donna on Sept 22, 2010 10:18:39 GMT
My avatar photo? Of course I am wearing underwear dude!!!
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Post by Teebers on Sept 22, 2010 10:54:04 GMT
Pink today?
let me guess... it's pink EVERYday!
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Post by donna on Sept 22, 2010 11:20:33 GMT
Pink on work days, black on friday and saturday night and purple on saturday and sunday...it's just so obvious!
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Post by Teebers on Sept 23, 2010 12:27:02 GMT
Do girls change underwear before they go out? Man, that's considerate.
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Post by donna on Sept 23, 2010 12:53:12 GMT
Well of course, as you should always have clean clothes on after every shower you take!
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Post by newpig on Sept 25, 2010 10:05:31 GMT
Do girls change underwear before they go out? Man, that's considerate. Don't tell me you are still on the 'turn them inside out and you get another day out of them' policy? Teebers where do you find these websites!
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Post by Bean on Sept 25, 2010 12:03:56 GMT
Teebers where do you find these websites! It's a worry, isn't it...?
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Post by anaira on Oct 15, 2010 6:19:36 GMT
There are three worms; one called Foot, one Foot Foot, and the other Foot Foot Foot, who live in a field. The field was a perfectly good one, but as always, the grass in the other field is always greener; trouble was, there was a road between the two fields. At last, one day, Foot Foot says, 'we're not going to get anywhere just talking about it, come on, let's go'.
So they set off, and of course, the inevitable happens; one worm gets squished. The other two started to panic, 'What do we do, do we go on, or go back? We've already got one Foot in the grave!'
My brother, who's used to my jokes, thought they were all going to be squished; making them six foot under! I like that one, too.
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Post by Teebers on Nov 25, 2010 14:18:16 GMT
I like your brothers' style.
Okay, the first one of mine is terrible and the second one is good. Take your pick. ___________________________________________________________
There were two retired racehorses living in a pasture. Their names were Razzle and Dazzle. Every day they would race from one end of the pasture to the other. On the first day, Razzle pulled out ahead, then Dazzle caught up, then Razzle pulled away, then Dazzle started running even faster, Razzle, Dazzle, Razzle, Dazzle, Razzle, Dazzle, and Razzle won by a nose. The next day, Razzle pulled out ahead, then Dazzle caught up, then Razzle pulled away, then Dazzle started running even faster, Razzle, Dazzle, Razzle, Dazzle, Razzle, Dazzle, and Razzle won by a nose. The third day, Razzle pulled out ahead, then Dazzle caught up, then Razzle pulled away, then Dazzle started running even faster, Razzle, Dazzle, Razzle, Dazzle, Razzle, Dazzle, and Razzle won by a nose. A dog who had been watching them race day after day finally asked them, "Why is it that Razzle always wins by a nose?" And Razzle said to Dazzle, "Look, Dazzle, a talking dog!" ___________________________________________________________
Marriage is like a deck of cards: at first, you only need two hearts and a diamond, but by the end, you sometimes wish you had a club and a spade!
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Post by Bean on Nov 25, 2010 19:21:56 GMT
Hey, have you been opening your Christmas crackers early again?!
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