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Post by Jujumonki on Apr 15, 2008 14:17:40 GMT -5
Okay I've got a new riddle that I heard in English class in a movie today  "When you utter my name, I dissapear. What am I?" |
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Post by Katie on Apr 15, 2008 16:05:49 GMT -5
air? oxygen? sound?
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Post by beckee on Apr 15, 2008 16:14:33 GMT -5
I told some hilarious jokes in here yesterday. You'll have to take my word for it that they were rib cracking if you didn't see them! Oh bah! they all got lost didnt they! Poo! They were hilarious Treen and I added some equally chortlesome jokes of my own and just popped back to see how well they were recieved! I guess you'll never know what *is brown and sticky now will you? *sigh* |
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Post by Katie on Apr 15, 2008 17:14:33 GMT -5
oh no beckee!!
is it.................a stick? lmao!
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Post by beckee on Apr 16, 2008 6:01:34 GMT -5
lol..well done indeed Katie!
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Post by Katie on Apr 16, 2008 6:48:46 GMT -5
lol its a classic!! x
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Post by PiggyPerson on Apr 16, 2008 7:09:24 GMT -5
there was a man who fell off a cliff and caught onto a branch sticking out from the rocks. he caled up for help and he heard this loud majestic voice that said "i can help you my son, but first you have to trust me" "i trust you! please help me!" the voice then said "first let go of the branch" after a long pause the man said "is there anyone else up there i could talk to?"
that one got deleted with the forum's little problem
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Post by Katie on Apr 16, 2008 7:10:14 GMT -5
hahahahaha! love it!
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Post by Jujumonki on Apr 16, 2008 14:33:37 GMT -5
lol no, Katie, the answer to my riddle isn't air, oxygen or sound  |
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Post by msguineapiggie on Apr 16, 2008 22:29:54 GMT -5
lol no, Katie, the answer to my riddle isn't air, oxygen or sound is it silence? |
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Post by msguineapiggie on Apr 16, 2008 22:30:41 GMT -5
Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again, while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. “Dear,” she chirped, “I think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted.”
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Post by PiggyPerson on Apr 17, 2008 7:23:13 GMT -5
The Michaels family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for generations. Mrs. Michaels, who had just celebrated her ninetieth birthday, lived on the farm with her son and three grandchildren.
One day, her son came into her room holding a letter. "I just got some news, mom," he said. "The government has come to an agreement with the people in Washington. They've decided that our land is really part of the United States. We have the right to approve or disapprove of the agreement. What do you think?"
"What do I think?" his mother asked. "Jump at it! Call them right now and tell them we accept! I don't think I could stand another one of those Canadian winters!"
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Post by Katie on Apr 17, 2008 15:22:53 GMT -5
teehee!
vry good guys *applauds*
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Post by PiggyPerson on Apr 18, 2008 6:36:20 GMT -5
A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, "Where does you go to school?"
The coed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or southern drawl, but did answer his question. "Yale," she replied.
The Georgia student took a big, deep breath and shouted, "WHERE DOES YOU GO TO SCHOOL?"
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Post by Katie on Apr 18, 2008 7:29:42 GMT -5
lol!!
Very good!
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