Post by yodelpig on Jan 22, 2010 17:58:42 GMT
We all know the problems and frustrations that come with use of public transport here in Britain. Sadly, this is not just true for the humans, but applies to guinea pigs as well!
Scene 1: Platform announcements
"The train for Living Room now waiting on platform 1 is ready to leave on time."
"We are sorry for the inconvenience, but the train waiting on platform 1 won't be able to leave on time due to an engine breakdown."
Scene 2: Cancellations
"The 15.35 express to Living Room has been cancelled due to a broken down engine blocking the entrance to the station. We apologise for the delay."
Scene 3: Strikes
"Piggy Unison has announced a series of strikes in time for the holidays."
"Urgent talks between Guinea Rail and Piggy Unison have been set up."
"Piggy Unison has called off any strikes for the duration of the talks."
"Sadly, talks between Guinea Rail and Piggy Unison have broken down and members of the union are ballotting for strike action as we speak."
Scene 4: Always the promise of a better future!
"A new generation of streamlined engines has been commissioned and will be in service from next year onwards."
Scene 1: Platform announcements
"The train for Living Room now waiting on platform 1 is ready to leave on time."
"We are sorry for the inconvenience, but the train waiting on platform 1 won't be able to leave on time due to an engine breakdown."
Scene 2: Cancellations
"The 15.35 express to Living Room has been cancelled due to a broken down engine blocking the entrance to the station. We apologise for the delay."
Scene 3: Strikes
"Piggy Unison has announced a series of strikes in time for the holidays."
"Urgent talks between Guinea Rail and Piggy Unison have been set up."
"Piggy Unison has called off any strikes for the duration of the talks."
"Sadly, talks between Guinea Rail and Piggy Unison have broken down and members of the union are ballotting for strike action as we speak."
Scene 4: Always the promise of a better future!
"A new generation of streamlined engines has been commissioned and will be in service from next year onwards."
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If I start saying bizzare food-related things, one of the girls has probably taken over the keyboard. 