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Post by Clover on Apr 4, 2007 8:11:36 GMT
I thought we could have a thread of funny emails that friends or family have sent. I'll start. This did make me laugh. Subject title: I found a bug........ in your last email. Here - you can have it back! (He looks better on a white background) |
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Post by cavyfan on Apr 4, 2007 8:13:46 GMT
This sentence is false.
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Post by cavyfan on Apr 4, 2007 8:14:01 GMT
The below sentence is true.
The above sentence is false.
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Post by cavyfan on Apr 4, 2007 8:15:35 GMT
Sorry about those last two posts, for it to work it had to be seperate!
There was this funny super-politically-correct one I got a while back, but I've probably deleted it by now.
It ended with a disclaimer though:
Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message, although a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.
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Post by pssccf on Apr 4, 2007 9:11:43 GMT
lol!!
During the time it's taking you to read this email, a number of stuff is being destroyed. i could go on, but then even more stuff would just leave. Oh, there goes some more. I really must stop doing this typing thing. A lot of things are leaving this world. (ECT...)
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Post by linda on Apr 6, 2007 0:38:53 GMT
 I'm just checking my mail and my friend Tanya said: HI it's me tanya just wanna say hi n bye lol! Also, you know those chain emails? Some of my friends have the title: I don't believe in this and the message is one of those silly chain emails! |
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Post by Clover on Apr 6, 2007 17:40:08 GMT
lol keep them coming ;D Oh I get those Linda and never reply. Always like this one. Its not me btw lol  |
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Post by pssccf on Apr 7, 2007 2:39:56 GMT
HAHAHAH! Love it!!
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Post by Stanley Max's Mummie on Apr 7, 2007 4:35:56 GMT
That is so cute Jackie, I love the lil buggie.
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Post by Piggyluvr on Apr 8, 2007 16:50:41 GMT
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Post by pigturepurrfect on Apr 8, 2007 21:50:47 GMT
Oh, my! lol!!! Those are kind of sudden and frightening, doncha think? lol!
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Post by Piggyluvr on Apr 9, 2007 1:46:34 GMT
in a way- that's my friend!  |
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Post by linda on Apr 9, 2007 3:01:13 GMT
Clover, the weekly cleaning list is funny! What's the URL for that? I want to send them around! Heehee! |
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Post by Clover on Apr 13, 2007 15:40:43 GMT
lol I like the penguin animation awww. Linda, you can just copy and download to your computer  This is a little late but....  and for cuteness  |
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Post by linda on Apr 14, 2007 2:09:12 GMT
oh lol! I've seen the rabbit one! The Koala one is funny! |
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Post by DawnLoretta on Apr 14, 2007 2:51:34 GMT
this isn't exactly email, but my sister put a comment on my myspace page for everyone to see. She posted that my mom wanted me to have this picture. And she said sorry, but the truth hurts sometimes  so then I replied by sending this to her page for everyone to see   what's even funnier is she said I wasn't the first person to send that to her and people are really going to think she has a problem.. |
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Post by pigturepurrfect on Apr 14, 2007 3:01:44 GMT
lololololroflroflrofl!!!!
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Post by kgrl4god02 on Apr 14, 2007 3:57:41 GMT
hahahaha... and EW.
~K~<3
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Post by Clover on Apr 14, 2007 9:44:33 GMT
Lol, sisters eh and the second message is a little umm personal |
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Post by DawnLoretta on Apr 19, 2007 17:14:40 GMT
From: Charlie Indelicato
Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant
nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins
weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are
candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that
quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is
neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't
groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the
plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index,
2 indices?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend, that you
comb through annals of history but not a single annal? If you have a bunch
of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't preacher praught? If a vegetarian eats
vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? If you wrote a letter, perhaps
you bote your tongue?
Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum
for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and
play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that
run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and
wise guy are opposites? How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while
quite a lot and quite a few are alike? How can the weather be hot as hell
one day and cold as hell another.
Have you noticed that we talk about certain things only when they are
absent? Have you ever seen a horseful carriage or a strapful gown? Met a
sung hero or experienced requited love? Have you ever run into someone who
was combobulated, gruntled, ruly or peccable? And where are all those
people who ARE spring chickens or who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house
can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out
and in which an alarm clock goes off by going on.
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the
creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn't a race at all). That
is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are
out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but
when I wind up this essay, I end it.
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