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Post by yodelpig on Sept 16, 2009 16:08:39 GMT
Report #1: Walkouts!After weeks of negotiations, the location of the PIG UN meeting was agreed by all parties when it was moved under a chair. However, this was only the beginning of the diplomatic difficulties! It was pointed out that small cavies needed to be taken as seriously as big ones. While this problem could be solved easily, another cavy still wasn't convinced about the security measures and would not join until comprehensive assurances by the chairwoman and the hosting human had been given. Inevitably, the biggest cavy started to dominate the agenda... ...which led to massive walk-outs by other parties. It is with deep gratitude for the incessant and tenacious diplomatic efforts of the chairwoman of PIG-UN that we can report that all parties have returned to the green table and that the gala dinner proceeded in a friendly and fruitful atmosphere!
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Post by newpig on Sept 16, 2009 16:37:35 GMT
I love the story and fits very well with the photos - well done PIG-UN!
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goddesskieryn
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Post by goddesskieryn on Sept 16, 2009 17:07:59 GMT
i love it!
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Post by pplprincess5480 on Sept 16, 2009 17:50:12 GMT
Thank you for making me smile, I've feeling poo today x x
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Post by 3piggles on Sept 16, 2009 17:56:12 GMT
Great pics and story!!!
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Post by Pigjes on Sept 17, 2009 5:56:36 GMT
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Post by bugbug on Sept 19, 2009 1:19:18 GMT
that was marvelous!
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Post by gogoplant2 on Sept 19, 2009 2:03:54 GMT
Haha! Great captions
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Post by mom2 on Sept 19, 2009 16:44:31 GMT
That was funny. Ths story fit the picture perfectly.
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Post by misspiggy on Sept 19, 2009 17:12:52 GMT
tooo cute!!! keep the stories coming!
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Post by yodelpig on Sept 25, 2009 12:29:04 GMT
Here is the update from the latest round of meetings at the PIG-Un headquarters! All VIPs were duly snapped on arrival. Then there was the obligatory line-up and photo shoot for the collective world press - cheese please! During the meeting, it was noted that small cavies had profited most from the common meals policy and had enjoyed a very handsome growth in all areas under scrutiny. However, some of the new members have very quickly caught on to the reprehensible practice of lining their own pockets. It was inevitable that there were some clashes of position when it came to redistributing the subventions for the coming week... ...but it was possible to overcome the differences and create a common platform... ...that makes special allowance to women's rights of equality in all aspects of life!
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Post by newpig on Sept 25, 2009 13:31:25 GMT
I love these! Great pictures and really enjoying the captions.
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Post by gogoplant2 on Sept 25, 2009 23:07:27 GMT
Oh, man. Those little piggie meetings....so funny!
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Post by yodelpig on Oct 19, 2009 10:15:34 GMT
With sadness, I have to report that while the general assembly meeting went well - although some cavies would have preferred more attention to their speeches - work in some of the committees was shambolic at times; notably in the women's lib comittee! Discussions became heated rather quickly... ... with only the same old arguments being banded around. However, in the midst of the chaos a new leader of the opposition emerged... ... and proved that she was able to hold her own on the green table! It was therefore not surprising that some of the committee's members could be snapped in well known pleasure spots afterwards... ... although not all of them took graciously to attempts at interviews by the press!
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Post by newpig on Oct 19, 2009 10:46:38 GMT
I absolutely love these line up and captions. Really chuckled at the same old arguments and new leader holding her own.
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Post by yodelpig on Oct 19, 2009 10:51:35 GMT
Thanks! They are my updates on Taffy and Tegan (and soon hopefully, on Cariad) to Helen and the others; it hopefully beats saying "they are doing fine"!!!
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Post by yodelpig on Nov 10, 2009 15:22:45 GMT
After some delicate negotiations between the heads of the UN and the new Alliance (over several gourmet meals, of course), an agreement has been reached. All members are arriving on time. But due to the higher number of members, some jostling for space is to be expected. Some major cavies are more ruthless, but are finding the new cavies hard to shift from their ideological positions. Finally, everypig is lined up! Sadly, the secretary general of the UN has a habit of droning on during the opening ceremony... ...so that most members can't wait to get stuck in with the agenda! Although there are a couple of shifts in position with new alliances forming... ...even small(ish) cavies have to admit that the negotiations with the new members have been hard, but fair. I am happy to report that no cavy has left the green table dissatisfied with the results!
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Post by Pigjes on Nov 10, 2009 15:32:27 GMT
I wish all human meetings would run this smooth!!!
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Post by Jeannine on Nov 10, 2009 15:38:59 GMT
I think my girls need some international exposure! - love that fat teddy butt in the dish! - that's your boy right? Of course all the ladies have their table manners!
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Post by misspiggy on Nov 10, 2009 15:41:00 GMT
I see my sweet girl in there!! I adore both long haired ones!!
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