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Post by bazookagoof on Dec 10, 2016 23:10:47 GMT
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Post by jolovespiggies on Dec 11, 2016 15:42:50 GMT
Ha ha, I love it hun.
Hugs JO xx
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Post by 3piggles on Dec 12, 2016 21:41:35 GMT
LOL!
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Post by Bean on Feb 16, 2017 16:33:20 GMT
A man was involved in a terrible car accident in which he lost one of his eyes. The doctor explained to him that he could get a fake eye to replace the real one. So the man agreed and chose the least expensive; a wooden eye.
Some months passed and the man's friends came over to visit him. They were worried because he hadn't been out of the house for months, partly because he was self-conscious about his wooden eye. They told him there was a party at another friend's house that night, and the man finally agreed to go.
When he arrived at the party, everyone was having a good time, but the man found a seat in the corner and stayed there feeling self-conscious. His friends found him and told him he needed to get up and dance, so he looked around for someone to dance with. He spotted a lovely looking woman across the room, who was smiling over at him, so decided to go for it.
As he walked over to her to ask her to dance, he noticed she had an enormous nose. It didn't stop him from wanting to dance with her, and he thought if anything, she might be less judgemental about his wooden eye. So he got right up to her and said 'Would you like to dance?'. The woman was thrilled to be asked to dance, and especially by him, so in happy disbelief she responded to his request 'Would I? Would I?'.
The man shook his head and turned round to walk off, but not before pointing at her and saying 'Big nose! Big nose!'.
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Post by jolovespiggies on Feb 17, 2017 9:34:06 GMT
Ha ha, I love it Bean hunni.
Hugs Jo xx
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Post by bazookagoof on Feb 18, 2017 4:11:23 GMT
I laughed probably harder than I should have at that one.
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Post by shades on Feb 18, 2017 8:01:36 GMT
I hope this joke travels and isn't lost in the Atlantic or Pacific.
Guy goes into a cafe for a coffee and piece of cake. Notices the carrot cake is £1, Battenburg is £1 in fact everything is £1 apart from one offering, its £2.
Guy says to the proprietor how come everything is £1 apart from that piece over there that is £2. Proprietor says "Thats Madeira cake".
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Post by jolovespiggies on Feb 18, 2017 14:05:51 GMT
Sorry hunni, that is lost on me but I am not the brightest bulb in the box LOL!!
Hugs JO xx
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Post by Bean on Feb 18, 2017 15:18:11 GMT
Ha, I like that one!
Jo instead of 'that's Madeira cake' read it as 'that's my dearer cake', as in more expensive!
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Post by jolovespiggies on Feb 19, 2017 14:27:17 GMT
Ha ha oh yes Bean love, thankyou. Sorry, can't help being blond LOL!!
Hugs JO xx
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Post by 3piggles on Mar 7, 2017 21:50:03 GMT
Lots of lols Thanks for the translation, Bean. I didn't get it at all before you explained it This is another thread that just popped up on my computer, to I'm way behind.
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Post by bazookagoof on Jun 3, 2017 3:52:19 GMT
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Post by jolovespiggies on Jun 3, 2017 13:30:47 GMT
Ha ha Baz, already heard that one love Hugs JO xx
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Post by 3piggles on Jun 19, 2017 20:20:34 GMT
That's a really old one, but I don't think I've ever seen it in a setting, before
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Post by bazookagoof on Aug 2, 2017 1:52:16 GMT
Something for the upcoming "Hump Day":
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Post by jolovespiggies on Aug 2, 2017 8:25:39 GMT
Very good Baz love.
Hugs JO xx
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Post by 3piggles on Aug 4, 2017 18:31:23 GMT
LOL
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Post by bazookagoof on Sept 2, 2017 19:23:29 GMT
Not technically a joke, but a knockoff T-shirt in another country where the translation didn't quite nail it:
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Post by 3piggles on Sept 2, 2017 21:59:34 GMT
Lol, I love those! My father bought some jeans in Spain, just to bring them home to show us the tag. It was so far off, it was hilarious
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Post by jolovespiggies on Sept 3, 2017 13:59:31 GMT
Ha ha, I think something has gone a little wrong there Baz love Hugs Jo xx
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