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Post by Masher on Apr 11, 2008 21:35:55 GMT
Okay I've gotten a few now: 1. When pointing downwards I darken a room, when pointing upwards I lighten it, what am I? 2. You throw away the outside, cook the inside then eat the outside and throw away the inside, what am I? 3. If 5 men can dig one hole in 5 hours, how many men and how long does it take to dig half a hole? 4. What do you cut on a table but do not eat? Uh.. That's really all I can remember at this point! They're pretty simple.. Good luck though Um 3: You can't dig half a hole? 4: Cards? And is 2: corn on the cob?
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Post by Katie on Apr 11, 2008 21:40:12 GMT
Okay okay, I've got Katie's "i've got 2 coins in my hands that add up to 30cents and one isn't a nickle. what are they?" You've got a Nickle and Quarter We did that one in Business Tech when we had a supply teacher Because ONE of them isn't a nickle! The other one can be. And then you've got 5 cents, so you need a quarter YAY!!!!! You got it....clever clogs!
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Post by Jujumonki on Apr 11, 2008 23:13:03 GMT
Um 3: You can't dig half a hole? 4: Cards? And is 2: corn on the cob? Yayy! You're right! Hoorah! And glad I got that one right, Katie!
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Post by msguineapiggie on Apr 12, 2008 3:55:39 GMT
Jujumonki's number one is a light switch! Right?
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Post by Katie on Apr 12, 2008 8:46:20 GMT
ooooh i didn't think of that! darn
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Post by Jujumonki on Apr 12, 2008 15:28:20 GMT
lol yes, Msguineapiggie, it's a light switch!
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Post by Clover on Apr 13, 2008 9:10:04 GMT
What question can someone ask all day long, always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers could be correct?
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Post by Melza on Apr 13, 2008 10:02:32 GMT
LOL!!!! its too late for me... i like i need riddles like Katies "pink fluff" one!
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Post by Bean on Apr 15, 2008 12:10:54 GMT
I told some hilarious jokes in here yesterday. You'll have to take my word for it that they were rib cracking if you didn't see them!
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Post by PiggyPerson on Apr 15, 2008 12:17:25 GMT
A passenger on a cruise ship spotted a bearded man on a small island.
The bearded man was shouting and desperately waving his arms in the air.
The passenger went to the ship's captain and asked, "Who is that man?"
The captain replied, "Beats me, but every year when we sail past, he goes completely nuts."
and i got another one, but it might be offensive to some people so im not gonna post it....
even though its tempting cuz its reeeeally funny
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Post by Jujumonki on Apr 15, 2008 19:17:40 GMT
Okay I've got a new riddle that I heard in English class in a movie today "When you utter my name, I dissapear. What am I?"
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Post by Katie on Apr 15, 2008 21:05:49 GMT
air? oxygen? sound?
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Post by beckee on Apr 15, 2008 21:14:33 GMT
I told some hilarious jokes in here yesterday. You'll have to take my word for it that they were rib cracking if you didn't see them! Oh bah! they all got lost didnt they! Poo! They were hilarious Treen and I added some equally chortlesome jokes of my own and just popped back to see how well they were recieved! I guess you'll never know what *is brown and sticky now will you? *sigh*
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Post by Katie on Apr 15, 2008 22:14:33 GMT
oh no beckee!! is it.................a stick? lmao!
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Post by beckee on Apr 16, 2008 11:01:34 GMT
lol..well done indeed Katie!
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Post by Katie on Apr 16, 2008 11:48:46 GMT
lol its a classic!! x
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Post by PiggyPerson on Apr 16, 2008 12:09:24 GMT
there was a man who fell off a cliff and caught onto a branch sticking out from the rocks. he caled up for help and he heard this loud majestic voice that said "i can help you my son, but first you have to trust me" "i trust you! please help me!" the voice then said "first let go of the branch" after a long pause the man said "is there anyone else up there i could talk to?"
that one got deleted with the forum's little problem
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Post by Katie on Apr 16, 2008 12:10:14 GMT
hahahahaha! love it!
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Post by Jujumonki on Apr 16, 2008 19:33:37 GMT
lol no, Katie, the answer to my riddle isn't air, oxygen or sound
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Post by msguineapiggie on Apr 17, 2008 3:29:54 GMT
lol no, Katie, the answer to my riddle isn't air, oxygen or sound is it silence?
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