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Post by Teebers on Nov 26, 2010 0:57:53 GMT
That'd be one massive cracker to fit that first joke on.
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Post by anaira on Nov 26, 2010 1:08:14 GMT
Haha, I like the last one!
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Post by Teebers on Nov 28, 2010 6:06:16 GMT
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Boom!
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Post by Bean on Dec 9, 2010 19:46:29 GMT
What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony!
HAHAHAHA!!
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Post by anaira on Dec 9, 2010 20:40:00 GMT
Haha! That reminds me of these ones,
What do you call a man with a spade? Doug!
What do you call a man without a spade?
Douglas!
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Post by anaira on Apr 19, 2011 8:14:56 GMT
What do you call an overweight monster?
Obeast!
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Post by Teebers on Apr 19, 2011 8:28:56 GMT
*squints* huh?
...hmm...
*o-beast*?
obeast?
obease!
Ahh haha. Approved.
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What's stucco? What happens when you step in bubblegummo!
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Post by Bean on Apr 19, 2011 8:57:37 GMT
I'm not sure about either of those. But I liked the spade ones!
This one makes me chuckle...
Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo.
(Kneaded/needed - geddit?!)
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Post by Teebers on Apr 20, 2011 14:20:20 GMT
That's gross.
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Post by Bean on Apr 20, 2011 18:48:05 GMT
Sorry, I think you actually meant to say: HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!Try again?
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Post by weesilvie on Apr 21, 2011 13:32:57 GMT
What do you do when you see a space man?
Park in it, man!
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Post by anaira on Apr 21, 2011 23:50:37 GMT
I think weesilvie wins, eh?
And since it's good Friday, and I have a grumpy bunny here who thinks he's hot....
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot, cross, bunnies!
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Post by poshpiggy on Apr 22, 2011 1:49:39 GMT
haha...nice Anaira!
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Post by Teebers on Apr 26, 2011 10:28:39 GMT
Thanks anriana, I passed that one off as my own on Friday and was the toast of the lunch. Yours sincerely, Teebers.
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Post by Bean on Apr 26, 2011 11:58:55 GMT
Man: Doctor, doctor, there's a mince pie up my bottom. Doctor: Ah, I've got some cream for that.
And sorry to get stuck on bottoms (anyone who knows me will know I'm not really sorry at all...), but this is my 6 year old's current favourite joke.
What do you call a monkey with a stick of dynamite up his bottom? A baBOOM!
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Post by anaira on Apr 26, 2011 23:01:20 GMT
All right, I have one of those!
What do you call a man with six rabbits up his bottom?
Warren!
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Post by Teebers on Apr 27, 2011 1:17:28 GMT
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his arse!
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Post by Bean on Apr 27, 2011 9:02:47 GMT
Eeewww you always take things too far, Teebs - anaira's was much nicer!
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Post by anaira on Apr 27, 2011 9:53:14 GMT
Thanks Treen. I'm known for my nice jokes, however, some of Teebers' are just terrible!
*stores Teebers' joke in her memory*
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Post by anaira on Apr 30, 2011 4:58:03 GMT
A guy turns up at the door for a fancy dress party and he has on a green lycra outfit and is piggybacking a girl. The guy on the door asks him who or what is he supposed to be... the guy replies I'm a turtle, the doorman says I can understand the green outfit but whats with the girl on your back?... the guy answers "thats Michelle"......
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